i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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