yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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