dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I am never drinking with the goths again.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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