Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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