he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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