Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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