i don't like sucking hair
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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