i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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