Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I need moral support for this bender
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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