we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
