butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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