So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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