My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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