He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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