belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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