is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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