Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He better not be in your backpack
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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