I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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