I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
