she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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