sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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