she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize