Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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