I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
false alarm. still invincible.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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