summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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