it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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