HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
