Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
