What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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