MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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