Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
