It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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