I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He called his dick the "gentle giant"