Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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