I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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