i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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