I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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