So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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