This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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