Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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