It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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