So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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