bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
BRING THE BAGELS
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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