where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
