I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
ttyl tear gas
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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