What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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