Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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