Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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