Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Mom said you looked used
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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