She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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