Christians are straight up FREAKS
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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