i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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I will be naked everywhere
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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