As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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