Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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