nut hugger
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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