the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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