How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
handjob tips. give me some.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
