Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
