I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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