At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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